If you’ve braved Indian roads, you’re pretty much set for any adventure sport – even without the right kind of gear and training. Trust us, we’re right on this one. Regardless of whether you are a biker or ride a four wheeler, or rely on public transport, or even walk it, you’ve been a part of some kind of superior gymnastics to get from point to point without and showing up in one piece. We’ve identified ten kinds of culprits that make this crazy experience what it is.
- The first timers: Usually identified as youngsters, these drivers are first timers in the world of driving. They listen to loud music, accessorise their cars in ways that might give the word “bling” a run for its money, and speed about recklessly. They will be spotted stopping at random places to shoot selfies.
- Seasoned veterans: With all due respect, seniors behind the wheel can be a handful, too. Speed isn’t their friend, and nor are youngsters on the road. In many instances, they still find themselves holding onto the rules that were around many centuries ago and driving so slowly that they go backwards.
- Drive the talk: Forget walk the talk. This school of drivers are firm believers in their talents at multi-tasking, while the rest of the world might vouch for the lack of these very talents. The use of the cell phone to keep talking is a dangerous, dangerous thing to do – but these people don’t care!
- The Texter: You read that right. A fast evolving breed of drivers, this crowd will respond to text messages even while cruising on the road. These are, actually, the worst of the lot, because in the time they take to look at their phones to read or respond to a text message, they take their eyes OFF THE ROAD.
- Signals don’t matter to me: This is your typical rule-breaker. They couldn’t care less about jumping signals. They’ll show up from anywhere, hurtling at the speed of a meteor.
- OMG-Aiii-Love-Schumacher-Wonly: You can’t get through to these people. Not even if you tried standing upside down. For them, every road – no matter if it is a kuppam or a jhopad-patti – is always, ALWAYS a race track. They drive like Sebastian Vettel and Michael Schumacher are flanking their cars.
- The abuser: This one is real entertainer. No matter what happens – say, a lazy bull walks by on a busy road, a cyclist slams the brakes too late, a grumpy driver on a bike knocks the wind out of the side-view mirror – you’ll find the choicest abuses flowing from these drivers’ mouths.
- The eater driver: While it is wholly possible that many of us may qualify for this, seeing as how food is a priority for many, this set of drivers simply must eat while driving.
- The diva: For this set of drivers, looking good comes first. From their hair to their mascara and lipstick, to their shades and earrings, everything must be in top shape. Half the time is spent admiring oneself in the mirror, and the other half of the time is spent making oneself ready for the mirror.
- I’m not too drive to drunk! Okay. Correction. THIS is the worst of the lot. There are some that are incredibly confident about being fully capable of handling their alcohol. But, instead, they wind up becoming one of the major factors for road accidents.